and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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