I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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