okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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