u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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