what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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