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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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