He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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