and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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