the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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