this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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