i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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