it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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