I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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