Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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