D3 body, D1 cock
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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