I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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