Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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