i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm passing your future prison.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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