its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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