I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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