so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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