And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm experimenting with sincerity
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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