Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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