used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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