We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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