Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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