i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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