dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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