we have officially lost it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm always down for nudity.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
