If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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