You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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