I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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