Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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