I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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