I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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