If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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