it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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