i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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