The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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