CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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