wat bout pragnant strippers??
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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