just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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