real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
