If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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