90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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