He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize