And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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