Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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