So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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