she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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