Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You can't just leave with hair like that
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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