Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
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You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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