I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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