uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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