Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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