I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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